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It's 6/6/6. That crappy enough for ya?

No?

Okay, here.

Look What I Bought!

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Originally uploaded by Senor Velasco.

If you look closely, you can see something I just acquired. The towel? Nope. Candles? No, sir. The bright shiny doorknob? Yes--plus the door, the bathroom and the rest of the house.

Yes, I have a new house. Slightly larger, significantly nicer and much newer than my previous house. With a mortgage to make one gag.

So enjoy my luxurious bathroom. I certainly will when I move in.

I'll Never See A Cathedral the Same Way Again

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Originally uploaded by Senor Velasco.

Thanks, Dan Brown. On recommendation from my mom, I finally picked up and read The Da Vinci code over the weekend. This isn't a review; suffice it to say that it's basically Brown's dissertation interrupted by brief episodes of action and somewhat of a plot.

Nothing really impressed me about the book except that Brown compares the front door of a cathedral with girl-parts. Great, thanks alot. Just please, please don't do one centered around the Washington Monument.

Whiskeytown Lake

Now HERE'S a crappy post. A webcam feed of a beautiful lake I'll probably never visit again. Gotta go where the work is...

This, by the way, is Whiskeytown Lake--a beautiful reservoir made for the specific purpose of recreation. Crappy, crappy crappy.

Welcome to the 90s

new phone
Originally uploaded by Senor Velasco.

I just stepped into the 90s with my first mobile phone. Oh, the technology! It's very bare-bones, but what do you expect--2 phones for $10 after promotion and rebates. I'm just waiting for those crappy phone bills to start coming in. All I can say is that it had better save my life someday!

Brokeback Mountain II

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Originally uploaded by Senor Velasco.

I thought an action-packed sequel to Brokeback Mountain might be fun. It would pretty much involve lots of chasing of terrified horses. I can have a script ready in about 2 days.

More Snow - Bring Out Your Dread

Just What We Need - More Snow
Originally uploaded by Senor Velasco.

Sioux Falls needs more snow like Paris Hilton's face needs another apparent stroke. Or like Nancy Pelosi needs another trip to Fantasyland.

Obviously, mankind hasn't perfected need-based snowfall yet. So I must resign myself to more suffering in the cold.

Just thought I'd share.