Wednesday, October 11, 2006

Happy Birthday to #300,000!


The Independent, a UK pub, issued a guilt-ridden, accusatory article on how those American clods are hogging all the world's resources. After reading it, all I can say is, "Boo hoo." But I was able to glean a nugget of awesomeness from it:
"America is the only industrialised nation in the world experiencing significant population growth."
Gee, isn't that the goal? I know in many circles, (particularly those elitists who can't stand the unwashed masses, and countries like China who have little regard for human life) a growing population is a bad thing. But everywhere I've lived, the goal is to grow the economy, grow the workforce, expand the company, etc. All with the intent to create a higher standard of living.

The article points out that Americans consume far more resources than their fair share. What's "fair"? Are they suggesting that our trillions of dollars worth of resources and manufactured goods simply be doled out to nations crippled by corrupt governments and economically unviable cultures? Are impoverished countries somehow more moral than America by virtue of their economic status? Regardless of the horrific human rights abuses that many of their governments perpetuate? That's quite a definition of fair. Sounds like the Democrats' version of "economic reform."

Well, enough of my rambling. In stark contrast to the gist of the Independent article, I welcome the 300 millionth American with excitement. One more person to grow our economy, innovate advancement and spread the American way of life.

Congratulations, little Pablo!


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Tuesday, October 10, 2006

What A Funny Joke!

Boy, it never gets old. This happens every single time I wear a tie to work. Without fail. Which is why I only wear a tie about once a month. Sheesh.

Thursday, August 17, 2006

Crappy Shelves, Great Price!


Untitled, originally uploaded by Senor Velasco.

So I bought a couple clearance bookshelves. $15 apiece. Normally $60. I think they're barely worth $15, but they're serviceable, as far as particle board goes.

Anyway, this is about as advanced as my Sketchup skills are at this point. If they inspire you, you have issues.

Speaking of "Trifecta"...


tim johnson, originally uploaded by Senor Velasco.

I now have my triumvirate of signed photographs of South Dakota's three congressmen. (Yes, Stephanie Herseth isn't a man, but if she was, she'd be quite the looker!) For your enjoyment, I present Tim Johnson, unofficially deemed by South Dakotans as "South Dakota Congressperson I'd Least Like to Play Cribbage With."

Tuesday, July 25, 2006

Ow, my eye!


Stephanie Herseth, originally uploaded by Senor Velasco.

I don't know how or when (though I have an idea), but my stinking eye is swollen and itchy. I thinkning a piece of noxious weed got in my eye when I was whacking the abundance of foliage in our little orchard out back. I also have little rashes and swollen areas breaking out on various parts of my body. I hate this!

To vent my frustrations, here's an autographed picture of Stephanie Herseth I just got in the mail.

Friday, July 14, 2006

Trifecta: A Word I'm Beginning To Hate

I just wanted to vent about that word. It's annoying, it's pretentious and every last person on the blogosphere (yes, that's hackneyed, too) is using it. Go back to "trio," or at least "triumvirate." On second thought, save "triumvirate" for Robotech.

Wednesday, July 05, 2006

New Mower - Not a Bad Deal

Crap: Having to mow a 1/2 acre lawn.
Crap: Not being able to afford a riding mower.
Not crap: At least getting a good deal on a self-propelled mower.

List price: $320.
Purchase price: $120.

Thanks, Lowes!