Headline of the Day

This, from Fark.com:

"In God We Trust" now Florida's official state motto. Apparently "Woo hoo it's crazy here and we're all out of our minds" already taken.

Read the real story.

Dinky Car

This really doesn't have anything to do with being crappy (except that it happened during my crappy 35-minute commute) but look at the silly car! What a little sissy! It's like the short bus for private school! Whatever that means.


Is this a BMW Isetta?

Quote of the Day

"When it's over, all that's left is going to be one square mile of feces. I hate hippies."

This from a resident of Clark, Colorado, upon which the Rainbow Family decends once a year to make a mess of the community's backyard.

That falls in the category of "crappy," I think.

Story

Someone's In Trouble

It was a crappy day for some copywriter who left in the typo. Can you find it?

Waste of Time

Yay. I beat the Pepsi/Japanese game and wasted time doing it. Nothing says "I like myself" better than a crappy Pepsi banner.

666

It's 6/6/6. That crappy enough for ya?

No?

Okay, here.

Look What I Bought!

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Originally uploaded by Senor Velasco.

If you look closely, you can see something I just acquired. The towel? Nope. Candles? No, sir. The bright shiny doorknob? Yes--plus the door, the bathroom and the rest of the house.

Yes, I have a new house. Slightly larger, significantly nicer and much newer than my previous house. With a mortgage to make one gag.

So enjoy my luxurious bathroom. I certainly will when I move in.