Ow, my eye!

Stephanie Herseth, originally uploaded by Senor Velasco.

I don't know how or when (though I have an idea), but my stinking eye is swollen and itchy. I thinkning a piece of noxious weed got in my eye when I was whacking the abundance of foliage in our little orchard out back. I also have little rashes and swollen areas breaking out on various parts of my body. I hate this!

To vent my frustrations, here's an autographed picture of Stephanie Herseth I just got in the mail.

Trifecta: A Word I'm Beginning To Hate

I just wanted to vent about that word. It's annoying, it's pretentious and every last person on the blogosphere (yes, that's hackneyed, too) is using it. Go back to "trio," or at least "triumvirate." On second thought, save "triumvirate" for Robotech.

New Mower - Not a Bad Deal

Crap: Having to mow a 1/2 acre lawn.
Crap: Not being able to afford a riding mower.
Not crap: At least getting a good deal on a self-propelled mower.

List price: $320.
Purchase price: $120.

Thanks, Lowes!