Thursday, December 29, 2005

Whiskeytown Lake

Now HERE'S a crappy post. A webcam feed of a beautiful lake I'll probably never visit again. Gotta go where the work is...

This, by the way, is Whiskeytown Lake--a beautiful reservoir made for the specific purpose of recreation. Crappy, crappy crappy.

Welcome to the 90s

new phone
Originally uploaded by Senor Velasco.
I just stepped into the 90s with my first mobile phone. Oh, the technology! It's very bare-bones, but what do you expect--2 phones for $10 after promotion and rebates. I'm just waiting for those crappy phone bills to start coming in. All I can say is that it had better save my life someday!

Tuesday, December 20, 2005

Brokeback Mountain II

My movie poster
Originally uploaded by Senor Velasco.
I thought an action-packed sequel to Brokeback Mountain might be fun. It would pretty much involve lots of chasing of terrified horses. I can have a script ready in about 2 days.

Friday, December 02, 2005

More Snow - Bring Out Your Dread

Sioux Falls needs more snow like Paris Hilton's face needs another apparent stroke. Or like Nancy Pelosi needs another trip to Fantasyland.

Obviously, mankind hasn't perfected need-based snowfall yet. So I must resign myself to more suffering in the cold.

Just thought I'd share.