THERE'S NO WAY THIS IS TRUE.

But it has to be. I witnessed it firsthand.

Here's the transcript:

2:25:32 PM senorvelasco: listen to that song yet?
...
2:26:54 PM poemeister1: I'm listening right
2:26:59 PM poemeister1: now
...
2:28:22 PM poemeister1: not bad

"Not bad." Never have two words been more defiant of history. The fact that poemister1 didn't express immediate disgust at any song of mine is causing me to rethink my whole belief system. And re-check my calculations on super string theory. Amazing.

Oh, here's the said song.