"My Mommy Couldn't Get Rid Of Me, So She's Suing"

Here's a story that just makes you feel all warm and fuzzy inside. According to the Boston Globe, one Jennifer Raper went to Planned Parenthood for an abortion. The abortion didn't stick. Now she's suing the doctors involved to recoup the expenses of reaching her child, who is now two years old.

Can you think of anything more damaging to a child's self esteem? Not only did your mother want to get rid of you, but when she couldn't she seeks the next best thing: money. Yeah, this kid is gonna have a great life.

And on top of that, will her last name be Raper? Poor kid.